Larry Pratt’s Regulus Chiron, Astrosplained

Gentle reader, This must needs be brief for the time being.  But I see that my Secret Lover Michael Avenatti has a new rival:  Sacha Baron Cohen. Sacha had me at that green slingshot, long ago, yes.  [Niiiiize!] But I saw a preview for Who Is America.  And gentle reader, I lost it.  my face […]

Sandy’s Romance and Resilience, Astrosplained: Hot Take

Gentle reader, I’ll be doing a series on Sandy’s chart.  She had lots of questions.  But she also had lots of astrological stuff to explain, listed in no special order below. Keep in mind, things that look the worst make for the best transformation.  There is no pain without gain, if you insist on having […]

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in Joe Crowley’s Chart, Astrosplained

Gentle reader, As I mentioned on the YouTube channel, there is a real, no-joke asteroid named after Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, for totally legit reasons.  (I’m going to let you research that.)  Her personal asteroid (so extremely boss!!!) is No. 23238 for those who are interested in seeing how she plays into charts. As promised, here are […]