David and Louise Turpin, Astrosplained

Neighborinos, Not to get too depressing on you, but I’m on a roll with the WTF factor of the people who keep people trapped in squalid hellholes for years and years.  Inquiring minds want to know, need to know. David and Louise Turpin, just when you thought nobody could be more gruesome or disgusting than […]

Michelle Knight, Astrosplained

Friends, I normally make a lot of smart aleck jokes.  This will be a little different.   Today I’m talking about a survivor of the Cleveland kidnappings, Michelle Knight. I usually want to unwrap the minds of the worst people, because of the extreme amount of abuse I have experienced.   I have only recently […]

Dr. Ronny Jackson, Astrosplained

Gentle reader, Today I’m looking at the chart of Dr. Ronny Jackson, the physician so amazing he noticed that Trump was a full pound away from obesity.  I wasn’t trying to be confused or concerned about him being nominated for the VA because frankly why wouldn’t he be?  Meat Loaf is busy.  Why shouldn’t the […]

Sean Hannity, Astrosplained

Gentle reader, It feels like only yesterday that we all heard the courtroom full of reporters gasp and run out to call their editors as the third mystery client was revealed:  Not Sean Hannity!?!  Oh, the humanity!  He just needed a little real estate advice, okay?  Mind your business. The end stage of society has […]

James Comey, Astrosplained

Gentle reader, Please accept my apologies for my lateness.  I know James Comey has captured your imagination just as he has mine.  I’m grateful for the role he has played in our national drama.  But I recall LBT (Life Before Trump), wherein Comey was part of the FBI, which was never my friend.   I […]

Martin Shkreli, Astrosplained

Daytime Friends and Nighttime Lovers, Today on behalf of all humanity, The WuTang has been avenged.   Finally some justice in this system.  The above-linked blog has this amazing picture, God bless whoever screen grabbed it. I wasn’t sure it was Martin at first, because I’ve never seen anything even remotely like that look on […]