Carter Page, Astrosplained

I really hadn’t planned on traipsing down Cuckoobird Lane all the way to Carter Page’s house, but I just saw a Jake Tapper interview that made me wonder if I was having an LSD flashback.   I can’t take any more of this guy.  Just WTF?   Gentle reader, I Astrosplain because I don’t want you scratching a hole […]

Jeff Sessions, Astrosplained

Ladies and Juggalos, I wish Bob Mueller would catch me being a naughty astrologer and give me the spanking I deserve.  He’s probably married, I’m sorry to say.  Seriously, I hope he throws Jeff Sessions under the jail, along with all his little creeps like Stephen Miller and the truly insane Carter Page.  I really can’t […]

Harvey Weinstein, Astrosplained

I’m taking a break from my artwork to Astrosplain sexual harassment icon Harvey Weinstein, pictured above.  This follows pretty naturally from the Long Island Serial Killer series, using the same sexual perpetrator/victim axis analysis.  Harvey’s chart is stunningly on the nose for what we know of his life story.  So grab your pepper spray, and let’s go meet Harvey. Before I […]

Sam Clovis, Astrosplained

Gentle reader, meet America’s newest heart throb, or at least walking coronary, Sam Clovis.  Mr. Clovis is apparently an expert on Iowa politics.  My mom was from Iowa.  That’s where they invented deep-fried butter on a stick, no lie. The A students over at astro.com are still working on birth information for George Papadopoulos and […]