Martin Shkreli, Astrosplained

Daytime Friends and Nighttime Lovers, Today on behalf of all humanity, The WuTang has been avenged.   Finally some justice in this system.  The above-linked blog has this amazing picture, God bless whoever screen grabbed it. I wasn’t sure it was Martin at first, because I’ve never seen anything even remotely like that look on […]

Casey Cagle, Astrosplained

To Whom It May Concern, By request from Kat, today I am Astrosplaining another man who would be king.  I had not heard of this adorable guy until Kat wrote me about him. Cagle is running for governor of Georgia against an African-American woman. I don’t need a weatherman to tell me which way the […]

General John Kelly, Astrosplained

Like everyone else writing about the meltdown of the US government, I am having trouble keeping up with all of the people that need to be Astrosplained. Stay tuned for Roger Stone’s chart, hopefully before he gets pardoned.  The Mooch and Reince Preibus  both have charts in the works, though their sell-by dates have passed.  […]