Sam Clovis, Astrosplained

Gentle reader, meet America’s newest heart throb, or at least walking coronary, Sam Clovis.  Mr. Clovis is apparently an expert on Iowa politics.  My mom was from Iowa.  That’s where they invented deep-fried butter on a stick, no lie. The A students over at astro.com are still working on birth information for George Papadopoulos and […]

General John Kelly, Astrosplained

Like everyone else writing about the meltdown of the US government, I am having trouble keeping up with all of the people that need to be Astrosplained. Stay tuned for Roger Stone’s chart, hopefully before he gets pardoned.  The Mooch and Reince Preibus  both have charts in the works, though their sell-by dates have passed.  […]