Stephen Miller, Astrosplained

IMO, Stephen Miller, the gargoyle on the wall above, needs Astrosplaining.  By now I believe most people have seen him playing out his Great and Powerful Oz fantasies in that iconic press conference where he advised us that “the president’s powers are very substantial, and will not be questioned.” If you didn’t catch that stand-up […]

Hope Hicks, Astrosplained

Someone I knew almost nothing about — including what she looked like, until I decided to do this chart — is Hope Hicks.  I have heard the name several times before, but always in a context where someone else was more compelling.  Last night, Hope Hicks showed up on my radar, so here she is.  […]

New White House Linens

When I arrive at the Pearly Gates, I want to make sure I have something to say for myself.  I don’t want it to be said that I left the American Soviet-Themed Housewares community hanging.   Their needs are important to me, and I’m proving it.  A chicken in every pot, a hammer and sickle on […]

Louise Linton, Astrosplained

Full disclosure: I am not a fan of the Mnooch.    I was not planning to Astrosplain him, because frankly his chart is super predictable and boring, a la Don Jr..  However, like a jar of mayonnaise sitting out in the sun, Mrs. Mnooch, Louise Linton, has attracted my attention in a way that makes me […]