Get a Free Advance Copy of Donald Trump, Astrosplained

Gentle reader, click on the title to sign up for a free advance copy of my Kindle debut, Donald Trump, Astrosplained Release date is October 3, 2018 Free copy signup available until September 15, 2018.  Copies will be sent out around then. Bring your best swamp snacks, it could take a while. Advertisements

Natalia Veselnitskaya, Astrosplained

Gentle reader, I just watched the most amazing interview with Natalia Veselnitskaya, Russia’s answer to Nancy Grace. For some reason as soon as this was over I had the overwhelming urge to watch Meryl Streep’s greatest movie, She Devil.  Weird. I was about to Astrosplain Joseph DeAngelo, and got well into his chart actually, when […]

Dr. Ronny Jackson, Astrosplained

Gentle reader, Today I’m looking at the chart of Dr. Ronny Jackson, the physician so amazing he noticed that Trump was a full pound away from obesity.  I wasn’t trying to be confused or concerned about him being nominated for the VA because frankly why wouldn’t he be?  Meat Loaf is busy.  Why shouldn’t the […]

Michael Cohen, Astrosplained

As Mother Superior used to say, “Don’t make me come over there.”   The punishment was always worse if she had to come to you to deliver it. Poor Michael Cohen, the FBI brought it to him.  The totally legit-looking guy at the golden elevator of shame in the photo above famously said he would […]

Rick Gates, Astrosplained

Finally birth data for Rick Gates, my prayers have been answered!  Maybe I should start praying for better things.  But I have been curious lo these long months, and I’m probably not the only one wondering about this international man of mystery. I really don’t know a single thing about him except that he was […]