Mick Mulvaney, Astrosplained

Daytime friends and nighttime lovers, America has a budget gremlin.  His name is Mick Mulvaney.  He’s the one who’s not an African-American lady reading the riot act in the featured picture. When I heard Mick Mulvaney talking budget, I came away with exactly one message.  “The American people have one voice, and I, Mick Mulvaney […]

Tim Nolan, Astrosplained

Gentle reader, At the risk of turning my blog into a sex-offender registry, allow me to introduce Kentucky’s answer to Sam Clovis, Trump’s Kentucky campaign chairman, Tim Nolan.  The orange stripes aren’t an homage, that’s an actual prison jumpsuit.  Nolan was recently sentenced to 20 years on a score of human-trafficking-related sex offenses, mostly against […]

Rob Porter, Astrosplained

Gentle reader, Hope Hicks has notoriously bad taste in men.  It does not surprise me that Hope, with her Venus/Libra chart, worked on a smoothing-over for her new boyfriend.  In case my snarky hinting wasn’t good enough, I believe Hope Hicks is Trump’s comare, not Nikki Haley.  She and Trump have bigly chemistry, #Sad.   […]

Trey Gowdy, Astrosplained

Gentle Reader, I’ve missed you lo these long weeks, been working in the studio and drafting a new novel.  But there is work to do.  They’re running like the proverbial rats from a tremendous, fantastic ship, the greatest ship anyone has ever seen.  Nobody knew there were ships like this.   Like Lord of the […]

Anthony Scaramucci, Astrosplained

I switched from Santa to Cernunnos this year, and I’ll never go back.   He’s the original Santa.  Instead of an appointed date with wrapped presents, you have to wait and see what presents you find.  Cernunnos makes you be open to what treats fall into your lap, and he continues carrying on as long […]

Ajit Pai, Astrosplained

Some of you may have noticed a foul odor coming from the internet lately, as if every computer in the world broke wind at the same time.  No cause for alarm, that’s just Ajit Pai, pictured above.  Gentle reader, let’s meet the guy who sold the internet. Step 1 is determining the chart ruler.  Not […]